The Songs That Saved Your Life – The 00s: What Now?

In the final part of our look at decade-defining works, we shift gears slightly and look at what the current era will be remembered for musically. Frankly, we’re gutted John and Edward won’t release a record before the qualifying period ends. So, the 00s, or the noughties, or whatever you chose to call them. What [...]

The Live Experience – The music vs the show

Our intrepid reporter Mrs.Morrissey attended last nights Coldplay show at Hampden in Glasgow. We’re not carrying a review because it’s Coldplay and it doesn’t count. You know what Coldplay sound like and, in simplistic terms, you’ll know whether you would have enjoyed it or you wouldn’t have. They are Coldplay. They played all the Coldplay [...]

The Monday Meh! – U2

If ever a band divided opinion, it’s U2. Some see them as the ultimate modern rock band, able to channel their obvious passion into classic songwriting. A band who connect with their audience and always seem to be able to fit into the prevailing mood in music. Others see them as clumsy practitioners of vapid, [...]

‘A Bloke in the Pub Told Me’….Facts!

A steadfast and indisputable truth of the Universe is that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Similarly, anything a bloke tells you in a pub is gospel. Once you realise this, it opens up a plethora of facts and figures which, while sharing the common factor of being singularly useless, are nonetheless mildly interesting. Many [...]

You Couldn’t Sell All Your Tickets – U2 Struggle While AC/DC Thrive

ELM’s most scabrous contributor, ScantRegard, here looks at how the economy is affecting different acts at the top end of the market. And laughs at some of them. Ah, I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning. You see, rumour has it that our good friends U2 are imminently about to start reducing the [...]

U2 to ‘Donate Tour Profits to Charity’ – Only Not Really….

Calling out U2 for their sheer undiluted arseholeness is a bit like lambasting the rain; it might relieve some frustration but it’s ultimately pointless. After a while, you start to suspect that it isn’t really their fault, that they might just be genetically conditioned to be such complete and utter tools. But then comes news [...]

In The Name Of Fu…. – U2 Are Back

U2, returning with new album ‘No Line On the Horizon’, really are the embodiment of the Rock Superpower. Though they were by no means the first, they really defined the idea of a stadium band and the megalithic album every two years. If that sounds formulaic, well, it is, but in all fairness it’s their [...]

The Friday Five -5 Albums in Need of Rehabilitation

Well, ELM is recovering from the disappointment of our aborted Hold Steady trip by looking forward to the weekend with hope and expectation. For if there is anything in life which can inspire one to move forward with vigour and engage our restless spirit, it’s the prospect of a couple of days off and some [...]

Who Picks The Music For Corporate Bars?

Had the misfortune to be in one of them Irish theme bars last night. Always faintly depressing places, full of ersatz ‘Oirish’ tat that you suspect any actual Dubliner would be offended by – brushes and bikes hanging on walls, the whole place done up like some corporate designer’s idea of what an authentic Irish [...]

What Were You Thinking? Ten Terrible Albums by Ten Terrific Artists

If ever you could argue a concept is universal, then surely ‘a bad day at the office’ has a strong case. We’ve all had them – late bus, pissing rain, boss on the warpath, deadline missed, no time for lunch, bollocking from MD, work late, miss train, home at 8pm freezing, pissed off and borderline [...]