The Songs That Saved Your Life – The 80s; Where Is My Mind?

There was more to the 80s than Duran Duran and massive cocaine habits, you know. Scandalously disregarding the work of Sonia, Salamander takes us through the fashions and then goes for a song coming right out of left field. The 80s, then; the decade of big hair and enough hairspray to have caused the ozone [...]

Like a female Morrissey fronting the Bad Seeds – Phantom

We first caught up with Phantom about six months ago, when they were in town for the Hinterland Festival.  Today sees the release of their debut single ‘The Great Pretender.’ We caught up with the guys to to see what’s been happening in the corner marked ‘gorgeous pop-noir’; Elsie Martins

‘A Bloke in the Pub Told Me’….Facts!

A steadfast and indisputable truth of the Universe is that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Similarly, anything a bloke tells you in a pub is gospel. Once you realise this, it opens up a plethora of facts and figures which, while sharing the common factor of being singularly useless, are nonetheless mildly interesting. Many [...]

Alcoholiday – 5 Great Lines About Drinking

“Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.” Homer Simpson. And, indeed, the great man neatly addresses the problems rock’n’roll has always had with the demon drink. It’s always been a complex affair; many bands use the juice as a creative lube, or a way of freeing their inner rock [...]

Morrissey – Barrowlands, Glasgow

There’s a thing about being a regular gig-goer; no matter how excited you get by a new band, a new album, when they walk onstage it’s just a few blokes. We all have bands who we love who perform incendiary live shows and who we’d follow round the country on tour; but you simply don’t get that [...]

I Know It’s Over – Morrissey to Retire?

In news certain to devastate a certain type of manic fan – i.e. all of them – Morrissey made the surprising claim that he’s reaching the end of his time as ‘the Prince of Wails’. Asked about performing past the age of 55 or 60, he described the respective chances as “slim” and “incredibly slim”. [...]

What Were You Thinking? Ten Terrible Albums by Ten Terrific Artists

If ever you could argue a concept is universal, then surely ‘a bad day at the office’ has a strong case. We’ve all had them – late bus, pissing rain, boss on the warpath, deadline missed, no time for lunch, bollocking from MD, work late, miss train, home at 8pm freezing, pissed off and borderline [...]

It Says Nothing To Me About My Life – Music and Issues

‘Where are the songs about boozers and builders, banning the bomb and abusing the children?’ Carter USM – Do Re Mi, So Far So Good (1992) ELM, musically speaking, has a sweet tooth. Things that are wrong for you, things you should know better, we are there. Mass produced, music for the masses? We don’t [...]

It’s In The Name – Absurd Song Titles

With the return of Liverpool’s Half-Man, Half-Biscuit, a band whose song titles were often the highlight of their albums, we at ELM decided to have a look at some of the best song titles in music. Some are, of course, deliberately funny; some, of course, wandered across the line marked ‘dignity’ and passed into parody. [...]

Band You Love Releasing New Album Dilemma

Do you remember when you were a kid, when you didn’t just like a band, you absolutely loved them? You weren’t just a fan of the music, you liked them as people? Hanging on their every utterance plastering your bedroom wall with their posters, finding out who their influences were and buying their albums, knowing [...]