Comments on: Lyrics You Hate

By: The Real Slim Dusty

The Real Slim Dusty — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:33:41 +0000

Oh , and Ive just remembered one of my all time fav`s

ultravox`s ” vienna “…..

” freezing breath on the window pane , so mystic and soulful “……what the fuck is mystic or soulful about condensaion ?

By: The Real Slim Dusty

The Real Slim Dusty — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:08:37 +0000

” you start wearing blue and brown – working for the clampdown ” ; I dont like that from the clash as a blue/ brown combination is something of a fashion staple in the Dusty -meisters wardrobe.

and…

“Thunder only happens when its raining…” clearly fleetwood mac were never in the position to retire from the music business and move into the meteorological forcasting line .

By: The Real Slim Dusty

The Real Slim Dusty — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 08:08:25 +0000

I get irked by lyrics that just dont work….

Tori Amos – ” I crucify myself “…….sorry Tori , theres no way you can get the last nail in.

” Isn`t it ironic ? “…… nope.

and lions tend not to sleep in the jungle , mighty or not !

By: Tom Joad

Tom Joad — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:19:15 +0000

Like the late lamented Bill Hicks said; ‘Did I miss a meeting?’

I also think the lyrical belch that is U2′s ‘Elevation’ could just as easily have been written in green crayon by an autistic spaniel called Frodo.

By: extremelisteningmode

extremelisteningmode — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:28:23 +0000

‘I’m not the Holy Ghost, I’d rather have a piece of toast’ by Desirae. Ghastly.

Nutella is a staggeringly successful act for a talent vortex.

By: Tom Joad

Tom Joad — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:59:10 +0000

Surely no-onwe can top: ‘I’m as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer’?????

One which totally spoils a great upbeat song is on ‘Why Can’t This Be Love?’, by Van Halen.

Sammy Hagar thought it would be a good idea to write ‘only time will tell, if we stand the test of time’. Lame, lame, lame.

BTW, Paolo Notfunny is an overhyped nyaff who should be forcibly incarcerated in a Trappist cell, with no access to a phone, guitar or a computer.

That’s not cruel, it’s more like carrying out a public service.

By: extremelisteningmode

extremelisteningmode — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:11:58 +0000

He’s a shit singer and he smells of wee.

By: suedehead

suedehead — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:54:46 +0000

i know there are REM lovers around these parts…I am not one of them, they were ok..but thats it…overhyped twaddle at best…a couple of choice lyrics from them “stand in the place where you live” just stooopid. “leaving was never my proud” wtf …i could have went for an easier target such as sting, but i decided to bash one of ELMs favourites due to the slight on my lovely Paolo. So for the last time…leave him alone. He’s from Paisley…like me… He will know hard people.