Nope, Sir Clifford is mighty pissed off at all you people who get their music in this blasphemous way. ‘It’s just too easy’, he told the BBC, ‘I like CD’s.’
This is the land of easy targets, we have told you this before, so we make no apologies for highlighting the sinister Godbotherer for some abuse. We could laugh at his Cliff’s naffness, slag his costumes, point out his only decent song in 50 years was ‘Devil Woman’ or have a go at the tennis torture.
But we won’t, because we are bigger than that. We are better than that level of obvious puerility. Instead, we will focus on the fact that his neck looks like a scrotum now due to the ravages of age.
Oh, and a bloke down the pub once told me he’d shagged Sue Barker. Cliff, not the bloke I hasten to add. Virginal Miss B wouldn’t do it with just anybody.
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Wired for sound was alright too. Have you seen the video? Say what you like about the bible bashing closeted queen, but that man could rollerskate.
Never thought I’d agree with a devil-dodger, but I like cds better too. Downloading is for specky people.
The problem for Cliff is that people are not downloading his songs. Or buying his CDs. I am sure if he was #1 in the itunes charts he’d be keeping quiet re downloading.
Oh and he’s shagging that ex priest surely?
I bloody knew I should’ve ate him and not turned him loose!
He used to be a bloody good laff before he turned into the most boring, bland, cult worshipping motherfucker on the planet. Look him up in the dictionary under Beige!
As for his neck looking like a scrotum….well they normally hang below a cock so that sounds about right.
The enemy of easy and convenient, what a total Cunt Rag!
Actually I prefer CD’s too
Toodles
C.L.
Two people out Cliff, sorry, out for Cliff. the man has something, that’s for sure….