OK, this is primarily a music blog, but i stumbled across this and it’s music related.
AS the post title says ‘Who the fuck is buying this type of stuff’
A fucking 8″ high model of Johhny Rotten or Sid Vicious, I ask you.
The Jonny Rotten one is £7 but the Sid Vicious one is £85. Holy Friday Fuck!!!
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Poor Johnny Rotten always palys second fiddle to the dead junkie.
Poor Johnny Rotten always palys second fiddle to the dean junkie.
I don’t even know how I did that.
just goes to show you, if you want to sell plastic figures of yourselve, you’ll get a better return if you die first……*
*ELM does not condone or recommend suicide as a business model or marketing tool.
I’d buy one but only of myself.
maybe the johnny rotten one retails more toward the budget end of rock figurines due to its uncanny resembance to someone who,in fact,
oh, now I dont know how I did that ; this laptop must be set to a hair-trigger……….I cant be bothered making the point now,hilarious as it was !
I’ve got the full band, including Matlock.
Only kidding.
I actually have a pal who collects this sort of shite but about Kiss. Amongst a hose-full of other tat, he’s got an alarm clock thats the Kiss figures on stage,with stage set, which bursts into action and song (God Gave Rock And Roll I believe) when the alarm goes off. You dont want that next to your bed after a heavy night. He also has all the Kiss lunchboxes (one of each band member) despite -
A. Not having a job and therefore not needing a lunchbox.
B. Not being at school and…..see above.
Yes, I know. He’s a toss. And No, it’s not actually me.
ELM, there’s already a figure of John Higgins on the market.
Bastrad.
My mate also collects this shit. He’s called Colin, loves Heavy Metal and works in IT. True story.
doesnt the Kiss alarm clock wake you up in the morning with…..
” God gave sausage rolls to you…” ?
I can sort of understand KISS dolls, from a kitsch kind of angle. But The Sex Pistols – just doesn’t seem right. Like that Nirvana comic that came out a while ago… just wrong.