Sad Ole Red, that was pretty good though….

If your ‘wife’ is so sensitive that she gets upset because people don’t like the same things that she likes i suggest you buy her some big ear muffs and a sack. She can wear the ear muffs so she can’t hear anything bad, and she can wear the sack over her head so she can’t read other peoples opinions on the ‘net.

Alternatively, you can post your real name and address and we can send you some CD’s that you can play for your wife. Stuff that we like, then she can post her reviews here. If she calls Guy Garvey a bad name, we won’t mind.

I have never fancied Mick. Funny that

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/mick-hucknall-slams-x-factor-and-slimy-cowell/

So there’s two good reasons to stone Mick Hucknall – his being Mick Hucknall and him slagging off Simon. Except I made the bit about Simon Cowell being my hero up, I can take him or leave him, I would just like to stone Mick if I’m really honest.

If ELM doesn’t like a fat-over-the-hill-sup-par white soul singer it is his right to say so. It is not cool to threaten him with violence for airing his opinion. Just as it is not that cool that your wife not only likes Simply red, but GETS UPSET when someone slags him off.

I didn’t think specials were allowed to get married. There you go, every day is, indeed, a school day.

word of this noisy hucknall meatsack has reached our planet. The ministry have a word for him – “phffitzbing”, which roughly translated means cunt-rag.

Your planet will die for his irritating shrieking

No offence, but if my wife liked Simply Red, I’d seriously consider beating her.

Oh, and for the record, there is LITERALLY nothing more pathetic than the keyboard hardman. Especially a Simply Red-loving keyboard hardman. At ELM towers, we will respectfully laugh at you and supress the notion that, frankly, your whole issue comes from the fact you’ve never made your wife come. If she exists.

ELM

FIGHT!!!!!!!

but seriously though, get a grip.

In saying that, if my wife liked simply red, I’d probably be an angry psycho too.

Cheers

The Hazzer!