Comments on: Big Hair and Bigger Tits, And That’s Just The Men – Soft Rock Classics

By: Tom Joad

Tom Joad — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:09:50 +0000

Don’t Stop Believin’ was the song chosen to end The Sopranos.

Nuff said.

By: Jerald

Jerald — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:23:52 +0000

A great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.

By: extremelisteningmode

extremelisteningmode — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:19:49 +0000

I’d like to report that I attended a gig at Glasgow University and put the Journey song on the jukebox. It scared the students.

By: jayhawker

jayhawker — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:48:16 +0000

Having given some thought to this list and then wondering to myself if there are any classics missing ,Jesus ( with a poodle perm , wearing bon jovi tour t-shirt and speaking in the key of D minor – the saddest key of all) appeared before me and revealed the one undeniable truth.

They are all the same song.

By: extremelisteningmode

extremelisteningmode — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:22:10 +0000

There was a great version of that (renamed ‘Homer & Marge) at the end of a Simpsons (Homer and Marge hit a rocky patch, Homer lives with two gay guys, they are reconciled with the help of Weird Al Yankovic – don’t ask) where the afore-mentioned Al sings them his tailored version, including this genius stanza;

“After Homer went gay
They patched up their schism
But the dude never dealt with
His alcoholism”

By: howlinwhippet

howlinwhippet — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:11:39 +0000

Always had a soft spot for “Jack And Diane” by John Cougar Mellencamp. All together now…….”Li’l ditty, ’bout Jack and Dia-ane, two ‘merican kids, doin’ best they can….”. Great stupid chorus, too.

By: extremelisteningmode

extremelisteningmode — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:22:31 +0000

Bertrand, those are two glaring omissions from the list and, frankly, unforgiveable ones at that!

‘Poison’ is, again, simply perfect slice of stadium poodle bombast from the Golfing maniac.

By: Bertrand D'oyly Carte

Bertrand D'oyly Carte — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:55:41 +0000

Some more:

‘Poison’ by Alice Cooper! Sexism, riffs, make-up, pomposity…all present and correct.

‘Crazy Nights’ by Kiss. More make-up, and a superb lyric which suggests leading soft rock fans to a huge field (armageddon perhaps?) and creating some sort of soft rock army……stupid, yet enormous. As it should be.